Stillettos vs. Cobblestone

I have some bad news for my European sisters aka Eurofashionistas. The cobblestone has been there for hundreds of years. It looks at you coming toward it and laughs. Girls, the cobblestone is going to win. Why do you insist on wearing the spikiest heels you own to tour a castle on top of an unpaved hill? Although princes live in castles, even I know it is unlikely a) he will be at home b) if he is, he'll scoff at your illogical choice of footwear and the funny, short, side-stepping stride you have and or c) that you'll want to have your first date in the emergency room. For the love of God, buy some trainers or at least some fashionable ballet slippers.